Friday, February 11, 2011

From the mouth of Miguel...


Miguel is the funniest kid. I should start writing down everything he says but I'm usually to busy giggling about it to write it down. I thought I would share some that I could remember from the last couple weeks...

"Mom!, I busted my rump! "

After teaching Gabe how to properly jump from the couch onto the big pile of cushions and Gabe does it correctly, he shouts, "That's the ticket, Gabe!"

Me: "Miguel, what do you want the lesson to be about for Family Home Evening tonight?"
Miguel: (very serious) "Ummm....testicals...like how if you feed and water them they grow"
Me: ( trying not to laugh) "I think you mean testimonies, sweetie?"
Miguel: (serious) "No, Mom...testicals"

"Holy Guacamole!"

"Holy, tacos!"

"Holy Peanuts"

His response when something goes his way, "That's what I'm talkin' about!"

Me: "Miguel, are you hungry?"
Miguel: " You betcha, Mom!"

Emma: "I really like, animals. They are my favorite thing"
Miguel: "Emma that means you are attracted to them."
Emma : "What?!"
Miguel: "Yep, you're attracted to them."

Miguel wanted to know what the movie Unstoppable was about. We told him and then his Daddy asked him how he would stop a train that was out of control...
"I would stick bombs, grenades and time bombs on it and then let them do their thing."


"Mom, when people scream it scares me to high heaven"